Category: The Left

Barack Obama, this situation is hilarious. Barack Obama is bell-bottom jeans, "yeah, gotta have 'em!", "awesome, these things are the coolest!", "everybodys wearing them!", "did you get yours?!", "mommy, mommy, take me to the store right away, I have to get my bell-bottoms!!"

This guy in an Infinity car commercial from the 1990's where they never showed the car but tried to make an emotional connection with the viewer instead. They would show television commercials of scenic views of trees gently swaying in the breeze for example.

Barack Obama talks a lot. A lot! Says nothing. Hope. Change. New way. We can do this together. Why does this man not work at Hallmark? He is a walking bumper sticker.

But really Barack's campaign is just a modified version of Bill Clinton's first campaign - "I can feel your pain". But Barack says "together, me and you can feel your pain, we can do this people, if you just give me your support I can feel your pain".



Young kids at his event crying, peering up at the impeccably groomed orator. A phenomenon. I expect kids to hold up lit cigarette lighters in the crowd and hum together the "We Are The World" fund raiser song.

"I'd like to teach the world to sing...in perfect harmony...". The hippie Coke commercial that was one of the most successful commercials for Coke in its history.

Barack Obama is an internet love affair. You assign all your perfect 'spousal image' characteristics to someone you've never met. But its so warm and fuzzy, detached from reality - perfect! Most of Barak Obama's supporters have zero clue of what this guy is about.

He is not merely a man, but a movement. We're going to take part in change! Don't you feel it? It's like woodstock man, this thing is actually going to go down in history. Pack your gear and grab your tent, we're heading to Washington DC.



Groovy, a spiritual awakening happening in Washington DC among lying policy makers, who would have thought?

The kids who not long ago phased out of watching the modern day equivalent of 'Charles in Charge" are now misty eyed while being fed wonderful adjectives and positive nouns.

Like pigs lathered up to a trough, these kids are hungry for something in their life. Barack Obama is the farmer who strolls out to the pen exciting the pigs, 'squeel, snort, squeel'. He's got a bucket of words, and man these are good words today. Here he comes with his bucket of words, get ready!

All these kids and naive imature adults with hippie leaning ideals are being led around like circus poodles. Embarrassing.

This is like the Beatles and every other tacky fad that aging hipsters lapped up.

The Beatles transcended a band for some and became a movement. How devoid of purpose must you be to have a Senator represent a movement in your life?

Politicians are pathetic at best, calculated professional liars would be more accurate. And now we rely on a politician to lead the un-Cola movement? To stand for nothing is the movement. Its simply moving away in verbs and nouns form the others. A radical concept indeed.

Barack Obama. Where are we going? Going to a place that looks good in pictures such as President Kennedy perhaps. Going to a place where the media will no longer dare ever speak a negative word about our President and would permit no other person or organization to do so either, maybe.

This bucket of words has made a connection with the people. Barack Obama is a 'Pet Rock'. One Christmas many moons and years ago, there was a void in what to get people for Christmas. On the scene came what was know as the 'Pet Rock'. It was a small decorative box with a little polished stone inside. The marketers called it a 'Pet Rock'. You bought this for people as their gift. They sold like the proverbial hot cakes. A novelty. People were buying the notion that you could have an emotional connection with a rock.

There is nothing else to get people for Christmas this year. The Democratic Congress's approval rating is the lowest in history for any congress. Hilary Clinton represents that Democratic old school power structure.

Just as Bill Clinton represented passing the torch from the Nixon generation to the Crosby, Stills & Nash generation, so too does Barack Obama represent passing the torch form the Ted Kennedy generation to the Conan Obrien generation.

Aging hipsters indeed. Their old school combative politics. Name calling. It began with the Nixon impeachment and Vietnam war protests and ended with Hilary's humiliating defeat in 2008. Same as the way Dan Rather went reaping what he sewed.

What is interestingly poetic is that Barack Obama represents everything elevated and protected by the Clinton generation Liberal establishment: minorities; imigrants; minority religions. Barack Obama is the Tiger Woods of politics, all bases are covered.

Tiger woods is a marketing dream, he is the 'every person'. Black people can like him because he is half back, white guys can like him because he is an outstanding golfer, women can like him because he is attractive and very successful, Asians can like him because he is half Asian. What other athlete encompasses so many different interests, none.

So Barack Obama is the same way, but only for the victim preachers who used the religion of victim status to grow government programs and their power. Barack Obama is in effect an immigrant, he is half Muslim, he is half black...what more do you need to know - hired.

Now this protection status allows not the Clintons to unleash their only style of politics which is to destroy. They are hand cuffed and watching their dreams float down the lazy river on a party house boat with relaxed patrons sipping wine with Obama.

Imagine the frustration. "I made you everything you are and now your taking power form me?!". This is akin to the monster overpowering Dr. Frankenstein.

Anyway, back to the Pet Rock or bell-bottoms. He is a hollow glass jar filled with invisible hope. An elixir. A floating balloon filled with a dream. A little dab will do ya'. How long until we fold up Obama and shove him into the coat closet next to last years tread-mill?

Obama is going to fizzle. Wait till he gets in these non speech platforms and actually has to think under fire. Uh oh. The news anchor will freeze up like a deer in headlights without his que cards. His brain cells will protest at the situation and form a sit-down-strike, Obama will summons them to work yet they will ignore his call.

He's gonna make a lot of money giving speeches in the future though, that he can do. Colleges, businesses, banquettes, they can roll him out like Barman Bailey who said there is an ass for every seat, or, a politician for every day dreamer.

I'm gonna miss those bell-bottoms, and after I lost the box my 'Pet Rock' just became a stone in my junk drawer. But when I look back, those old pictures of me wearing those bell-bottoms sure look pretty foolish, and why did I waste my money on a shinny rock someone told me was a pet?

Barack Obama.

- He is against photo ID's for voting.
- He is in favor of early release of sex offenders.
- He is in favor of pornography being permitted on school library computers.
- He thinks school sex education should begin in kinder garden then continue on to the 5th grade.
- He was against a bill that would ban porn shops within 1000 feet of schools or churches.
- He is in favor of tax funded abortion.
- He is against medical care for an infant on the operating table who survived the abortion.
- He is against parents of minors being notified when their daughter is going to have an abortion.
- His wife is in favor of partial birth abortion and thinks it should be protected.
- He favors homosexual marriage.
- He favors drivers licenses for illegal aliens, welfare for illegal aliens, food stamps for illegal aliens, social security for illegal aliens.
- He belongs to a black-separatist church.
- And he wants to immediately evacuate a key battlefield in the war on terror thereby handing it over and empowering our sworn enemies.

Icky. This doesn't sound so warm and fuzzy to me. Who put my bell-bottoms in the dryer, they don't seem to fit me anymore...

I guess I'm being to pragmatic. The movement was never about where you were going, its about how you felt while getting there. Like a group of people being high on drugs on their way to reform school. Its not about GPS man, its about LSD, its the trip, not the destination you need to concern yourself with.

While Bill Clinton put a smile on the Left's anti Christian hippie jihad, this guy goes one better and offers you oxycotton. He is a relaxing soothing political date rape drug. And the dealer network is already in place - the mainstream media.

"Don't be square, vote for Obama"