Category: The Left



I think we should elect Obama for president. We would have so much power on the international stage. We can take around Obama, to Al Qaeda, and accuse Al Qaeda of being racist and find a comment they made that sounds like it could potentially have a racist tone to it. Then Al Qaeda would drop their weapons against us and loose their will to fight because people would think they are potential racists. They would buckle under the pressure.

Similarly, China, we go to the leaders with Obama and Al Sharpton, accuse the Chinese of being racist. Then China will feel the pressure then cease attacking our currency under the possibility that the world might view them as racist if they ever say anything against our new president, President Barack Obama.

There is basically nothing we couldn't accomplish. Venezuela, Chavez, if he ever said anything against Obama we could own the oil reserves from Venezuela. We would just boycott Venezuela until they give us what we want.

Narcissist-in-Chief, Al Sharpton, could share in the bully-pulpit and mobilize our entire country to boycott this or that so we can get our own way no matter what the problem.

For our oil dependency, we simply accuse scientists of being racists then they will quickly come up with a new source of energy that is clean and real cheap.

We accuse mosquitoes of being racists, guess what, no more mosquito bites in the summer.

Any problem in the world can be solved by accusing whatever the issue is of being racist. Obama, with the power of Al Sharpton could accuse cancer and heart disease of being racists and sure enough, cancer and heart disease will back down and go away.



See, we can do it, look how natural these power brokers make it look.

Pakistan's nuclear weapons - racists, poof, gone. Who needs critical thinking, enginuity, and diligence?

We run up a big bill form an international lender, make some noise, point some fingers, and get a free lunch.

Oh the wizardry of racism. It would be like having Superman as president but without the kryptonite. Flying around the geo political scene protecting America with his sheild of racism. We benefit form his skin color. Lets share in his race wealth of empowerment and spend his socio-political capital.

Our problems are over. If we have a shortage of education standards in America, we accuse another country of being racist then they will send experts here to correct the problem.

We can sit back and collect favors and free stuff with this plan. I don't know why anyone hasn't thought of this before. Lets stop accusing ourselves of being racisct. There is no reason to fight amongst ourselves. Let us unit as a country and accuse other countries of being racists and we'll all benefit.

I vote that we all stand together in favor of the power of racism united for ourselves by supporting Barack Obama. Lets use his power as he is willing to share it with us. Obama for 2008.



Hilary says "I'm just happy to have a job, they assigned me to the international sexism committee. I suggest we go out and sack villages with the Race Card".