Category: The Left



PBS announces new character for Sesame Street, "Grumps", an aborted fetus puppet to live in the trash can with Oscar the Grouch; spokeswoman for PBS said it isnt political but an "important message for kids to know they can be free from their parents old fashion rules when they grow up."

U.S. senator introduces bill that would approve sniper fire against our troops, also dropping 500 and 1000 lb. bombs on our own military bases in Iraq and areas where our troops are known to congregate, says "We have excellent intelligence regarding our troops movement, it is important they we are defeated swiftly, and soon, we must come home in shame and losers so that our future generations will benefit from knowing that war never pays and we can get back to the business of apologizing to the world."

Accused of infidel blasphemy, man thrown out of Senate fundraiser for suggesting "89% of aborted babies would have panned out to the left party voters, maybe we should 'plug our noses' and lighten up on our pro abortion insurgency", however group does concede that they need to make more ingrains in their battle for death into some red state territories, in hopes of eventually overtaking the Baghdad of the left - the 'Bible Belt'.

Illegal immigrant activist group, Mexican American Alliance For Justice For The Children Of Undocumented Workers (MAAFJFTCOUW) suing US government for 8 trillion in back wages, claim "Welfare doesn't pay enough, racists are undermining what is rightfully ours, you expect our people to live in poverty by not giving them enough."

Los Angeles based, Media for Skin Color Justice (MSCJ) associate member group, Please Don't Hate Me (PDHM), says "The fundamental Islamists treat women oppressively, forbid homosexuality, crack down harshly on immortality, and are male dominated", but the group concedes they do one thing very well which is their saving grace - "They hate and want to kill white Christians."

Intolerant and unfortunately inquisitive man tasered by police for asking "do partial birth abortion babies get caskets?"

At California fundraiser, incumbent Senator refers to the Iraq war - "Don't think about the anti-Christian-freedom-fighters that are being killed by our military, think of them as fetus's, this will help us get though the tough times", she also warned that Islamic forces being thinned down could cause an imbalance of global power favoring Christians.

Anti-fetus group, Lesbian Attorney's for Change (LAC), plan franchise abortion clinics at strip malls - "Bay-BB-Gone", claims mother earth self levitated in a dream stating the key to a free society is doing things precisely the opposite as the Christian's God recommends, anti heterosexual penis organization, Homo You Don't Sucker (HYDS), buys first location in Boston.

US congressman moonlights and fights along side al-qaeda in Iraq against US troops, claims "I love our soldiers, but our foreign policy is bad for them, the more US soldiers I kill, the quicker we come home."

Man arrested for asking question "if we came from apes, why is there still apes?"

New bill introduced to Senate would outlaw keeping score at high school football games, Oregon Senator says "If someone's self esteem gets injured everyone looses", bill would also eliminate the academic grading system A through F, instead offers varying degrees of a smiley face where a poor performance would earn you a 'hug' sticker.

Man sues Tampax for only including women on the packaging, say he is fighting to end sex discrimination.

New operation for lesbians, womb removal, they claim their genetic code is "stereotyping, assuming, and intolerant", plans to sue their Darwinian family tree species form which they came, tadpoles.

Politicians warn, in addition to global warming, there is also exploding oceans, and melting land threat, encourage if you don't send in money the world will dissolve, "We have the power to save the universe, cash needed."

San Francisco Mayor quoted as saying "If God didn't want man to be gay why did he give us butts?"

Leftist group lobbies congress for luxury resort island retreat for child molesters as part of a government mandated self esteem recovery program.

"Although we love evolution, it backstabbed us" claims lesbian animal rights & abortion prosperity activists (LARAPA), "Evolution gave humans varying sex organs, some male, some female", says the genetic defect must have been caused by air pollution.

Felony inmates granted personal foot masseurs, left party claims if your nice to criminals they wont commit crimes anymore.

Prominent university professor prepares to debate God, "If he exists and has the courage to show up I'll show him what he's doing wrong."

"If you don't let us kill people you will be responsible for murder" claims N.O.W., reminding of dangerous back alley abortions of yesteryear.

Indiana couple arrested for intentionally ending infants life during an at home birth process, charged with practicing medicine without a license.

Couple suing government for not allowing them to dispose of their new born, traffic jam prevented them from making it to the abortion clinic in time, taxi driver who assisted in the emergency delivery also being sued, parents say "Its not our fault this thing was premature."

woman suing government, "if others get to terminate theirs when partially born, why cant I just a couple months later?", claims her baby is colic.

Group claims racism, they say to make it fair our soldiers in the war on terror should wear blindfolds and carry only slingshots, claims of global financial discrimination makes us look mean, other remedies could include providing weapons to our enemies and training.

Group funds free helicopter rides across the southern boarder for illegal aliens, group says they are "absolutely against illegal immigration" but claim they don't want them to feel unwelcome - "It's bad for the United States image."

Man arrested, caught wearing a cross on public property, police saw that he was wearing some sort of necklace, after religiously profiling him, they asked him to unbutton his shirt when they found the symbol.

Anti-Nazi portion of the Ground Zero Memorial completed, new plans for an expansion of the "We're sorry for slavery" wing approved.

Bronze Mexican pride statue in Los Angeles goes way over budget, the cost of the eight story tall government funded statue of a Mexican stomping the head of a white racist has exceeded 1 billion.

Cash pouring in to left group for billboard campaign, billboards read "Have you hugged a terrorist today?", claims racial discrimination is what's making them angry.

Grade school kids knitting mock explosive vests as tolerance exercise, Teachers Union says we must reach out and understand the evils of white imperialism.

Conservative African American congressman assassinated, left group claims responsibility, says he was a self hating racist.

After extensive research, Ground Zero Memorial committee claims they identified which victims were racists when alive, their deaths were justified according to the committee and their names will be omitted.

Property owner accused of being a racist for not signing over his deed to an illegal alien.

Toddler accused of racism, said to have poor bilingual skills.

Illegal alien accuses someone who drives a Chevrolet of being a racist, in a related story, CEO of GM pressured to resign.

Suicide bomber memorial planned for Seattle.

Group lobbies Federal Court, wants massive government payouts given to convicted sex offenders, says their disease hurts their self esteem.

Link found between snails in connection with humans desiring power leather heated seats in their cars, Darwin was right.

Outspoken victims of sex crimes demonized by the ACLU, says their uptight and need to get a life.

Federal Court upholds Prayer Free Zone, law stands keeping it illegal to pray within 1000 feet of a school.

Political movement on the rise to elevate caribou to mythical God like figures, anyone caught blasphemy them sentenced to life-time therapy.

Worshipped environmentalist claims telepathic beaver warned him of eminent doom, politicians setup escrow accounts to collect donations.

Mother nature appeared in a vision to politician, claims she said for him to raise one hundred million in campaign contributions or the world would end.

Psychic turtle warns Sierra Club president that the internal combustion engine is making his friend 'froggie' sad.

Ohio politician runs on platform to increase global warming, quoted as saying "Ohio weather sucks." Hands out aerosol cans at fun raisers.

Government grants for preteens who get pregnant, free luxury car, trip to Hawaii, and $10,000 cash available.

New trend, mothers getting their infants tattooed.

ACLU offers reward for anyone willing to mercy kill their grandma with a blunt object.

Scientist recommends estrogen injections for husbands, makes them easier to deal with

Federal Court rules out heterosexual dating in Midwestern high school, says offends homosexuals, parents arrested for speaking out.

New president, convicted child molester and murderer, runs the ACLU from behind bars.

Gay-pride march overtakes private Bible study, intolerant racist Christians arrested for not wearing thongs.

Christians discovered raising their kids to read the Bible, no Attorney will defend them in court.

Scientists raise baby to ensure it's homosexual, inject 'gay gene'.

Sell out crowd in Shea Stadium - live Christian beheadings at the hands of Muslims, New York Times critics cheer.

ACLU president claims: "The Nazi's had the right idea, they just went after the wrong people."

New drug for infants found to relax them, they never cry.

Barbara Streisand concert to back drop of live abortions taking place.

Human sperm harvested from homosexual men for lesbians couples.

New York City businessman puts up $100,000 in scholarship money for women who can prove they've had ten or more abortions.

Jerry Springer live sex show segment airs on Sesame Street.

N.O.W. rejects idea of lamp shades covered with fetus skin as promotional tool

Teenager sues parents for sex change operation money, court issues warrant for parents.

Supreme Court deems lawful the extension of partial birth abortion to up to one week post birth.

Supreme Court rules day care center must use condoms instead of balloons.

Ben Stiller begins fund for male buttocks museum in Hollywood, man arrested when heard sighing about the plan, accused of intolerance.

Middle school tolerance training requires boys to have sex with each other.

Supreme Court upholds MTV's right to air child porn.

America is the greatest nation that has ever been formed on earth. We have always been so focused on the family. We would gather around the dinner table, sometimes three generations present sitting down together, and enjoyable time for many.





Wonderful community based society, everyone looking out for one another, and one another's children. Kids looked up to and respected the police, neighbors would watch out for what other peoples kids were up to, we all looked out for one another.



We had always taken so seriously the precious responsibilities that bound us, and put our loved one's interests well above our own without even a thought, things such as marriage and the raising of kids. The vows were taken seriously and the adults took seriously the heavy magnitude of leading a family together.



Civic responsibility, and pride in our service to those in our neighborhood and community. Doctors would make house calls and knew the family personally. There was trust. Lawyers for example would seek to server the greater good, even that was a 'profession'. Individuals took pride in the work and filled the desire to serve those within their community.



A powerful sense of duty and sacrifice has always defined our character as a people. From the Boy scouts, to sitting in church on a Sunday summer afternoon, to going off to war to give your life for your fellow man. Patriotism couldn't have been stronger.

These were the things that Norman Rockwell paintings were made of.



Fast-forward fifty years. Gay marriage. Abortion. Welfare. You want higher taxes for more government programs, correct?



You have a cultural gun to your face, America, you are soft and weak, you don't even have the will to speak up when your country is being overrun...step aside your time has past.



"The New York Times sent us here to blow your brains out."

With the barrel of a weapon pointed at you, your asked, Is it true that you are against illegal immigration, yes or no?



The Government concedes to pressures from the media and forms "Intolerance Police", seize private property for government use, and overtake privately held businesses. Those who resists are blackballed from society and not allowed to enter the "Temple of Justice" anti-church buildings, which is a new government mandated and funded anti-Christian religion where the government takes money and power from the righteous and transplaces it to the less fortunate sinners to make up for years of people being held under the rules of God's principles.

In courthouses, schools, and government buildings statues and symbols are erected paid for with government funds. Under the "Separation of Intolerance and State Act" monuments are mandated to be installed. The monuments pay homage to the church of tolerance. They include the "Statue of Sodomy", the "Monument of Abortion", "The Decree of Homosexuality", "The Ten Commandments of Woman's Liberation", the now famous bronze of "The Mutilated Fetus", and the statue recognizing their founding father, "The Monument of Satan".