Posted: 2007-09-28 00:57
The Caribbean Sea, on an island filled with white sand beaches surrounded by a blue green ocean. The balmy breeze causes the palm tree branches to sway gently, their shadows slowly dance upon the hot sand, the sun reflects off the oceans waves.
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The Red Cross, left party, and the US media raise money for new Christian-Killer resort for the Freedom-from-Christianity-Fighters held in Guantonimo Bay. The Red Cross, left party, and the US media are angry that their men are being detained. The Red Cross, left party, and media are threatening to inspire more US soldier beheadings and mutilation if the Freedom-Fighters are not released from Guantonimo Bay.
In the meantime, the ACLU and Ted Kennedy have raised over $100 million from a Hollywood homosexual abortion group for the new resort plan. "The Muslim Freedom Fighters are really good at combating Christianity" claims the homosexual media consortium, "plus they have dark skin so we can further our white-guilt trick against the Christian power structure in the US to further break their will".
The architects call for West Indies style luxurious condominiums. The designers have hired the best in the business Feng Shway interior designers to create a mood of relaxation and meditation. The setting planned will rival a five star hotel. The idea is to provide a sanctuary for the freedom fighters to be able to rest up from the battlefield, to recharge their batteries.
feces-toss target practice
When asked if empowering the Muslim extremists would be akin to the man who feeds an angry lion so the lion would attack his enemies...but instead the lion attacks the one feeding him? Hollywood Homosexual and Abortion Media Alliance issued the following statement - "We don't care what happens, our first concern is to get rid of the Christian influence in our society, because we are sick and tired of the constant reminder that we choose to live in sin here on earth and may go to hell when we die".
"We want to send a message to terrorists around the world" claims Ted Kennedy, "if you keep up your will to take-on these Christians militarily, we promise we will back you with all the political clout you need, together, we can defeat the Christians".
'plotting' area
A proposed 'plotting area' is planned which is a short walk from the beach onto a gated platform or patio. The 'plotting area' will be surrounded by exotic vegetation that will facilitate an atmosphere of privacy, and respect. Also planned is a feces-toss target practice area.
At a deli in Queens with Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, and over-medicated John Murtha propped up at his side, Dick Durbin says they will fight this anti-Christian jihad along side the Freedom Fighters -"Remain steadfast on the front line and we will take cake of the propaganda warfare". Plans are in the works to release an underground video to be circulated in Iraq meant to encourage the Muslim freedom fighters not to give up.
Jet ski's will be provided to help relieve the stresses of being a prisoner of war. Media issued freedom fighter Jet Ski suits are rumored to include neoprene turbines. The 'praying area' will consists of a series of asymmetrical shaped swimming pools surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Undocumented worker ?Marie? will serve culturally correct cocktails.
Beach volleyball will be made available using a wad of mock plastic explosives. Sympathetic Abdul has already been chosen as the team coach and cleric. Also approved is the nightly pre-luau flag burning ceremony where American flags and kerosene will be provided to the prisoners.
Each condominium will have its own balcony and all balconies will face Mecca. Each living space will be decorated using cultural sensitive memorabilia including stills of various beheadings. Silk and cashmere blend prayer mats will be provided. The project managers feel that it is important that the Muslims feel comfortable here, that they are strengthened and not weakened, and that someday with hope they will eventually rule the earth.
Muhammad, Barbra Boxer, and Dicky Durbin
hang on for the ride of their life! Followed
by unammed homosexuals.
Praying area
Culturally correct cocktails served
by undocumented worker "Marie"
Abdul practicing volleyball
with plastic explosives
Balconies face Mecca
Peir One Imports prayer matts
...Media issued Freedom Fighter Jetski suit:
Pre-lua flag burning ceremony:
