Category: The Left



While shaking a 'magic eight ball', hysteria conductor Al Gore prophesizes of goblins and wizards located in 'Nemius', a distant planet. "I've know about this planet since boyhood" Gore says while munching on Cheeto's. He said an alien wearing a rainbow colored afro-wig visited Gore in his bedroom.



The Weirdo-monitor, a strap-on electronic device with rabbit ears for antennas to be worn around your neck--It sells for $1250. Al Gore, the inventor and manufacturer, pleads with Democrats to buy the device that will detect ghosts and goblins, but will also allow one to communicate with wizards. Al Gore sounds like an androgynous Huckleberry Hound.

Al Gore opposes partial birth abortion, but opposes banning it. C'mon people, this guy is a looser, what real job has he ever had?



President Bush goes to NAACP meeting to apologize on behalf of all white people for being created by God with white skin. Dem Sen. Obama says "Don't Be Bamboozled' By Bush...he's still got money in his pocket, and so does his family", "shake that m****** f***** down" he said. Despite the passage of the Emancipation Proclamation, white-collar minority gangs form to intimidate money out of peoples pockets instead of gainful employment. They roam indiscriminately through the conservative party and corporations like a roving outlaw militia wielding the weapon of the US media to garner loot. Say's humans that lack skin melon are more susceptible to sin, and must pay for their sins, so, "gimmie your money".


A camera just happened to be ready here...
Hmm, the lighting effect looks almost
commercial quality...

The priesthood of Oprah, 'God speaks to her, then you watch her TV show for impartation'. A self-proclaimed religious cleric of womanhood, although she is unmarried, was the head of the household while living with an emasculated pseudo-man. Power, money and prestige. High claims of ?spirituality? yet can't even follow God's most basic rules. It?s all about self, self, and self.



Condi Rice, what a sweet woman. Suffered more attacks from her 'own kind' rather than white folks spilling over with rage against skin melon. I bet she makes a great potato salad, she is the kind of woman I would love to be friends with. But, she has been groomed by a timid Cabinet, trained to be afraid of the media and world anti-American pressure. It is wonderful that she is a beautiful display that a black woman - double political bonus points - has espoused herself with the more-conservative party. Even though the communist media, 'hate whites' groups, and those who have attached themselves to the money flow of the white-guilt coercion industry in Washington have already poured raw sewage into the well with claims of "aunt Tom" and "house n****". God Bless you Condi, you seem like a nice lady.



Harry Reid. Hates America, hates himself, wears Goodwill suits, this man is as fun as cancer. Cant you see the hope in his face? Hey, lets rally around him! This guy couldn't inspire neighborhood kids to rake leaves in his lawn for candy, money, and ice cream, in fact, neighborhood kids run from him. Who voted for this dirty suit? Sheez...he could depress a funeral undertaker. Invite this guy to a party, next thing you know everyone leaves. Wet socks are more inviting than this lemon juice face. He makes a Quaker seem like John Belushi in Animal House. A gloomy black cloud, old man Reid, stay out of his yard lest you get shot with a pepper gun.



Nancy Pelosi, American Psycho. Um...insane, ok? Lets agree, this woman is crazy. She has spent more on her wax museum face then most of us spend on a car. Nervous, she makes a cocker spaniel seem laid back, this woman's got the jitters ladies and gentlemen. A multi millionaire lost soul on the west cost, Lord save the group trusting in her for a vote. Can you imagine the coffee clutch meetings with her and her high school politics of bad mouthing undermining while accomplishing nothing and having no people skills whatsoever? Do her grown kids still talk to her? Or do they also realize mommy's crazy, mommy likes money and power, mommy paces around the house swearing on the phone in a different voice. Who are the fools blinded by Satan who voted for this psycho path?



Joseph Lieberman, New Age political guru con artist. Such high moral ground, such a high priest, shall we bow at thy integrity... "Although I am opposed to gay marriage, I have also long believed that states have the right to adopt for themselves laws that allow same-sex unions," his statement read. "I will oppose any attempts by the right wing to change the Constitution in response to today's ruling, which would be unnecessary and divisive." ...No one, and I MEAN NO ONE cant match the sanctity of thy Lieberman. ..."Leave abortion decision to a woman, her doctor, and her god." Supports abortion rights within his faith, not despite it. Voted NO on criminal penalty for harming unborn fetus during other crime. Voted NO on maintaining ban on Military Base Abortions. Voted NO on banning partial birth abortions...Oh thy Lieberman, great man of faith, self proclaimed follower of the Lord...have you even read the Old Testament? How bout the Ten Commandments? You are a two faced liar peddling your fake relationship with God to try to steal Christian votes...pure phony.



Hillary Rodham C. A communist antifamily lesbian Marxist. One of satins angels that makes Eve look like pre-Eve Adam. Mrs. Clinton has referred to imaginary conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt. She indicated she talked to Mrs. Roosevelt about being a first lady. "She usually responds by telling me to buck up, or at least to grow skin as thick as a rhinoceros," Mrs. Clinton explained. It would be nice if leaders in the White House prayed to God. Her and her husband never paid one months mortgage in their lives.




"I love capitalism, I love Jesus Christ,
I love George Washington and Ben
Franklin, I love the heritage and the
glorious history of the United States
of America"

Barack Hussein Obama, a dull liberal Marxist wet towel 'poster child' for social programs. A proclaimed 'clean' black person with a Robin Hood persona that has to take care of and coddle the 'dirties' by giving them a warm bottle filled with white peoples money. My hero. His recent ancestors come from an impoverished nonwhite country so he is less corrupted by America. And talk about credibility...he doesn't come from the hood but better yet his family is from a third world country, wow...and Jon Edwards thought he had it made for having an impoverished and ignorant dad. Jackpot! His only weaknesses are that he is not gay and he doesn't have aids. Not only can he be identified with a nonAmerican darker-than-white skinned country, but, he also went to not a Christian school, but a Muslim school when he grew up! Man, it just doesn't get any better than this guy. Here is the Left's latest messiah. There is a strong chance that Barack Hussein Obama might even out-Jesus the other black president, impeached for lying under oath (about sex), Bill Clinton. Barack Hussein Obama is a perfect trojan horse for the other-white power structure that is backing him. How can you say a word against Barack Hussein Obama? He is black, his family recently hails from a third world country, so they are darker-than-white skinned immigrants, and he supports programs that takes money from evil whites and redistributes it to oppressed minorities. With all this going for him it's easy to overlook the fact that he's not gay and doesn't have aids.

Obama mocks our Holy Creator:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A3DE2WNExhc

Queen Obama sneers at the U.S.A.:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ltiyatTYXKo

Civil protest of an evil nation by way of dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU9iCANi02o&feature=related

Crackpot paranoia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqCYFpUAJ2Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrmzl11LqiI&feature=related

Latest Obama rally

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iSHfnvy5mkA&feature=related

teary eyed mesmerized sheep following words and verbal concepts like blood hounds on a scent who deep inside unknowingly seek God and not some corrupt politician mimicking Biblical verbs, nouns, and ideals...

Dear Michelle and Barak,

This Christian nation has sent more money, supplies, and laborers to the nation of Africa than any other nation in the history of mankind. This nation, filled with Christians. More money, supplies, and laborers to the most third world countries in the recorded history of planet earth.

So shove it up your butts. You are low class ungrateful haters and blamers. Crawl back into your holes and go away please. Find someone else to dish out your paranoia on. Find someone else to blame your excuses on.

You are phoney witch doctors preaching urban legends.

Sincerely,

Paul.

PS - Michelle, whats it like to have a horrible personality but always having a scapegoat to blame it on?

All this is the work of self hating, Christian hating zelotes such as Chris Mathews and Keith Oberman. Not the Godly people of the USA that cherish and honor such a great God is The Lord, the Father of Jesus and all who accept Him.

Lefty hippies give B.H.O the sacred-cow treatment. He wanders through crowds saying and doing what he pleases with no threat of a challenge. Defecating his loads of empty slogans and campaign jargon on the street corners. The media tells us these mounds of digested cud is the-way-to-the-future and not merely waste product form a weather-vien politician.

It is just the Godless rebels who are going for this self proclaimed healer of white guilt. There is still a multitude that love the one and only true God, The God of the New Testament and Old.

Barak has no Christians in his family. They are all Muslim. Then for him choosing Christianity, shouldn't that have been a radical transformation? A defining moment?

An experience where he broke away from his family's tradition and went on his own to a new way. Why no story of this - no great words of this experience. He didn't go with the flow, he broke form the pack - is there not a story there?

America is not picking this anti-God medicine man. Freaks who live here are.

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People can loose their jobs and be socially condemned for using the "H" word.

The "H" word has become very very controversial and unacceptable in public discorse.

Sure, sure, you can use for example Saddam Hussein, that is a proper context, however using Barack ["H" word] Obama is obviously hate speech, and may even be a hate crime.

If McCain was caught on tape using the "H" word his career would be over.

Hussein Obama said:

"I don't think it [a same-sex union] should be called marriage, but I think that it is a legal right that they should have that is recognized by the state,"

"If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount, which I think is, in my mind, for my faith, more central than an obscure passage in Romans."

Hmm, maybe Mr. Hussein Obama neglected to read the Old Testament where God laid out how he hated two people of the same sex 'laying' with on another. Now Hussein Obama seems to indicate that Jesus while delivering Sermon on the Mount was not in favor in
His Father's views but rather sides with Hussein Obama.

So I guess I can justify anything I want to do even though it conficts directly with God's truth by simply saying "Jesus said not to judge". This is a childs logic

Are politicians not scum of the earth?

Hussein Obama went on to say "Do to others what you would have them do to you."

Well, according to God homosexuality is immoral, or sinful - a separation from God's will, a separation from God. Sin leads to death. Separation from God is spiritual death. So, why would you want to encourage, endorse, or condone things that lead to death, practices that drive a wedge between your brother and God? Do you not love your brother? Or do you want your brother to fall? "Do to others what you would have them do to you."

Ladies and gentlemen, if I am ever lost in my ways and conducting my life in a way that God has instructed us not to, please love me enough to stand up and let me know. Don't put a big gob of axle grease at the top step of a very long downward staircase. Because then I might just think your buying votes and covering your tracks by blasphemy God's Son Jesus, like a soulless politician might with the integrity standards of a pedophile.

Paul's Epistle to the Romans:

"They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator--who is forever praised," wrote St. Paul. "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."

Hmm, doesn't sound so vague to me.

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."

Not only that, Obama doesn't have the chops to run a car lot, a county fair, maybe - but with alot of headaches for the customers.

Like the tractor pulls right next to the horse show, horses which spook easily. They would run out of tickets and have to mark customers hands with permanent markers an assistant ran and got from a nearby Office Depot. The parking attendants would box in entire sections of cars.

Obama would be riding around on a golf cart giving speeches to the fair workers to keep their mind off the fact that this is the worst run fair ever.

They would go home confused that their informational recollection of the experience tells them that it was in fact the worst run fair ever. Yet strangely they felt good about it. And they did fondly recall the pep in their step that was afforded them via the Obama words..."yeah, I guess, sure, I'll work at the fair next year too".

However the confusion will wear off and they will subconsciously
gravitate away from the fair. And fair time next year they will instead help the Johnsons water their horses.




McCain - "seal the boarders first". "first"? What's second? Amnesty. Why isn't he pressed whats second? It's a cliffhanger - whats the second half of the movie have in store? We're wanting to know the plot.

He claims he has heard the people and he now knows the American people want the boarder fixed and he wouldn't vote for his amnesty bill now...so he was out of touch with the will of the public before?

When 85% did not want it, to the point they shut down the phone system in congress. Really he tried to get away with screwing the public and he was caught.

He is so Liberal he needs to reach across the isle...reach accross to "conservatives". I don't think his stubby arms tucked within those ill-fitting suits can reach that far. This guy is a hobo.

The Republican party woke up drunk the next morning not knowing what happened the night before, wiping sleep form it's eyes it looked over and there is John McCain next to it in bed with a sleazy smile on his face.

Somehow McCain just waited around and squirmed his way into an opening like a bar fly, waiting around to see which single girl gets the drunkest, trying to get the nomination. This guy turns me stomach more than Bill Clinton did.

He can't win the November election, me and millions more will stay home. This guy has a major character flaw.

The man lacks a soul. He has built an imaginary city upon his war credentials for nothing else other than to serve his ego.

Ask him about the economy he references POW, ask him about illegal aliens he references POW, what kind of man does this? He plays the 'soldier card' so much as if to prove it has no credit limit.

A "foot soldier" in the Reagan revolution? He is a foot soldier in amnesty. He is Rambo in the fight against freedom of speech. He is a camando in the war against tax cuts. He was a civilian spectator in the Reagan Revolution. A wannabe.

He is snorting his nose around concerning himself with the words Romney uses about 'time lines' during the debate. He concerns himself with Romney's money during the debate - money that doesn't belong to him.

This is typical. He tries to control speech with McCain/Fingold and tries to control Romney's speech. Then he concerns himself with other peoples money during the debate and while in Washington - typical Washington insider politician. Control freak thinking their smarter.

This is why Conservatives can't stand this guy, he is like a mean step dad you wish you would have slugged in the face as a kid. The cruel football coach that 'hits' on your mom then makes you run extra laps when your mom rejects him.

His partners are Lieberman, Feingold, and Kennedy - need I say more? Thats like your future son-in-law letting you know his business partners are a pornographer, a bar owner, and pimp.

A vote for McCain is a vote for Hilary. With John McCain comes apartheid. The voter turn out in the Democratic party dwarfs the Republican voter turn out two-to-one.

The enthusiasm gap is emence. The Democrats still have fire in their blood stemming form their 'hate Bush' addiction the Democrat dealers have hooked them on. So they will go out in droves like hungry wildebeest seeking a green pasture. Especially since you have race and gender involved, this is like adding party hats and kazoos to a child's birthday party.

And the Republican party has nothing to be excited about, just a prevent defense to watch form the stands as some A-hole quarterback figures out a way to glorify himself.

John McCain. John McCameleon. Political robot, model# 'Sleezball 3000', comes complete with $2K suit, tax payer paid for flag photo-opt, and plastic smile. Friend of no one. No phonier politician can be found. He would sell his mother for .002% bump in his pole numbers. He will never get traction because peoples gut tells them this guy is a ghost of a man with no soul. If you put 100 politicians in a pot and boiled out all the goodness, what's left over formed John McCain.

He wears a black cloak, the same robe worn by the media, drinking up
vengeance for an unfair life by antagonizing conservatives, the rebellious ego swelling with a sense of empowerment by rattling the cage of the Christian power structure.

His satisfaction is almost sexual by nature, attempting to diminish the
confidence of that which he wants to control.

He is not fighting the Left with their welfare, abortion, and homosexual
marriage, he is fighting the Right.

You see, on the Right he blends in with the rest of them as a nobody. As he stratigizes WITH the Left he becomes noticeable, he stands out as an individual and gains attention and status.

The is the nature of him, not principles, but ego. A very insecure man whoes first drive is to serve his devouring ego as a crack cocain addiction, anything else is a very distant second.

Who knows what has created this giant hole in this guy, but we do know that giant hole is his driving force. Maybe it has to do with the fact he believes in superstition which is an anti-Christ religion.

McCain has an huge albatross that is unremovable. He is a bitter confrontational man that is angry, no matter how good he has become at trying hide this.

His main problem with stepping outside of the obscure Senate and into the day to day national spot light arena is the more you know John McCain the utterly more unlikable he is.

Harsh and smug thinly veiled with mumbo-jumbo political theater and acting.

He will not be able to get away with anything even now as he has already begun to fight the right wing of his party with his new sleaze machine of gargoyles and power hungry 'revenge of the nerds' political operatives.

When he is revealed for who he actually is on the political stage people will say, "you know what, I really don't like this guy".

President Bush could get away with a lot because he was a likable person. President Clinton to some extent as well. However if a President is truly an unlikable person there will be a chasm and their Presidency will fail to gain momentum, which will then turn to angst, followed by a return volley of hatred.

Hilary has the exact same problem. Why do you think the U.S. governments approval ratings are the lowest in history? Because of establishment characters such as Hilary and McCain, backed by their sleazy sold out party machines behind them, circumventing the will of the public for their own gain.

McCan is completely out of touch with the country. He is one of the elitists who sits on a high chair overlooking the surfs as mere mortals. When really he is a pathetic man who himself is very small and misguided, high trumpets sounding of service completed during the first chapter of his life or not.

Since then he has been a political hack leach eating form the Washington cash and power food bowl like a tic infested dog. A life long politician.



Howard Dean, immature, insecure perpetual frat boy. "I just put Icy Hot in Bush's jock, man it was hysterical!" Whoopi cushion accusation politics. He would make a good high school president, someone all the students know is an idiot, but they don't care enough to do anything about it. He and Al Gore could have run against each other in high school and let the air out of each others tires in the parking lot. Howard Dean 'gets off' on 'toilet papering' George Bush's reputation, 'egging' his character. He likes to goof around with his commie buddies in after school functions, thinking of ways to prop up a bucket of water on top of a cracked open door so it falls on Dick Cheney. They would be seen giggleing in meetings when talking about the time they spray painted on Karl Rove's car. "The Republican Party are dumb dumbs" he would surmises, "we hate those liars, we wish they would die and go away and not be here". Mr. Dean was spoon fed medical school from class to class and never had the chance to mature as a person such as a professional figure skater's fate. Plans are in the works for a burning bag of dog poop on the front porch of the White House, Dean say "I will ring the bell then run around to the back door and ring that one, so when they stomp out the burning bag they will track it all through the house". When asked in the high school parking lot what he would do about issues that face this country, he began to roll up his car window, dropped the clutch doing a smoky burnout, while peeling away he flipped us the bird, we could faintly hear in the background... "Bush s u c k s . . . "

Ted Kennedy, a gelatinous cloud of despair. He dodged a felonious manslaughter wrap now he is trying to spend his way out of guilt...using our money. He never worked a day in his life. His net worth is estimated at between $15.1 million and $42.3 million. What did he do to earn this money? He votes to raise your taxes. A family of de-generations of career politicians scooping up cash from Washington and raising taxes on the middle class to maintain power for themselves. This guy never sweated one single bill, house payment, car payment, medical payment, his whole life. He is the appointed king of banana republic Massachusetts but uses the only muscle he has ever used, his tongue, to try and poison our national policies.



John Kerry, You can be the fireman and I'll play the politician. Self swiftboated. A legend in his own mind, Gomer Pyle posing in front of the mirror in his mommy-wife's mansion, a hand crafted life of make-believe cowboys and Indians and soldiers and politicians.

"Wait till they see me in this years costume, someday those dumb dumbs will know how special I am"...

But, Mr. Kerry is so uncomfortable in his politician costume that he doesn't want to show it off and have people comment on it...to draw attention away from himself he constantly criticizes President Bush's cowboy outfit.

The only costume that ever fit Mr. Kerry perfectly, the one he was extremely comfortable in, natural, was the role of a turncoat and traitor, where he publicly demonizes and degrades US military men. The kind of attention Mr. Kerry garnishes himself with while wearing this costume he is more than pleased to accept. John Kerry would sell his mother for exaltation.

John Kerry had 98 votes for tax increases but used an off-shore tax shelter in Cayman Islands for his own money. His net worth is $165 million to $626 million. A white-guilt-masochist, he's guilty alright, but instead of putting his money in the offering plate he's using yours.

John Kerry on the Troops: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

John Kerry on Vietnam: 'You know, Vietnam, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to fake your way to injuries and metals, you can go home. If you don't, you get stuck in Vietnam.'

John Kerry on money: 'You know, money, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to con a desperate widow, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck living out of your car.'

John Kerry on politics: 'You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck sabotaging and ruining your own career.'

An imaginary man riding a fake horse gets knocked to the ground easily even with $10 billion worth of free propaganda from the drive-by-hammer-and-sickle media...good bye Mr. Kerry...

Oh leader, where art thou?